Now I know what you're thinking- there's already plenty of that in the workplace.
You're correct. There is plenty of banter between coworkers, even if political correctness is slowly putting an end to it. But, what I would like to see is more banter between the workers and the customers.
For the most part all we hear from business employees towards customers is niceties. And how often are those coming from someone who would be anything but polite should their work uniform not be on?
Can we just take a moment to envision a world where employees could feel free to be themselves and have a little fund with the customers without having to worry about getting fired for it?
The way I imagined it, in that world there would be a supermarket where one guy is waiting in line to buy his shopping. When he arrives at the checkout, the young lad at the counter looks down at the three items. After scanning the cereal, the milk, and the bread, the lad decides to have a bit of fun. He hops on the loudspeaker and projects across the entire supermarket;
Everyone in the supermarket including the stunningly beautiful brunette on aisle 7 point at the unsuspecting customer as he weeps in mortification.
Oh a day in such a world might provide a fair few laughs.
I realise now that sounds a little evil, and I do prefer a happy ending, so;
The embarrassed customer decides he cannot take the shaming anymore and flops it out. The customers in the store fall to their knees in worship of his magnificent phallus. The laughter slowly morphs into the chanting of devout acolytes.
He who was now known as Him left the store with the other customers following behind with a new purpose in life.
I need to stop writing while I am high.
