Here at Snout Mag November is the month we focus on Men and all things manly. While the sun is out and we are pottering in the garden, today I introduce you to the 'condom plant' aka bushman's pipe aka horny wonder.
Ceropegia ampliata, is a South African succulent vine known for its long tubular flowers that resemble pipes or condoms. Just like a bloke it's a low maintenance plant that like the occasional bit of sun and a drink.
Unfortunately, mine does not look like this yet and I'm yet to see it flower.
*This is your reminder fellas to 'glove up' for the health and safety of yourself and others. AIDS is unfortunately on the rise along with other STI's. Condoms come in a variety of sizes now so there's no excuse "It's too tight", and for those that whinge about lack of sensation - in 20years you'll be lucky if you can still get a boner so sensation or not enjoy it while you can!
Unusual Spots, crusty bits that don't go away with regular cleaning, redness, itching or unusual discharge could be a sign of a sick dick -Don't be that guy who thinks 'it's gay'... man up, get a medical professional to grab you by the balls and get it checked!
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