Bender from Futurama. No specific reason
why I add him in this post. Image Source

Dumb Jokes

1. What kind of bagel can fly?
   A plain bagel.

2. How does a train eat?
   It goes chew chew!

3. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
   Because the "P" is silent.

4. Knock knock!
   "Whos there?"
   "Aba!"
   "Aba who?"
   "Its abaout time you open the door!"

5. Why can't you trust an atom?
   Because they make up everything!