By now most of you must have heard of #showcase-sunday (an initiative of the greatly missed 
07.00 Woke up early, looked outside ..... YEEEAAAH, SNOW
07.30 Took a shower, a little breakfast and quickly OUTSIDE
08.00 Did some snow removal and ... made a SNOWMAN
08.15 The first person passing by is a bitchy feminist, asking me in an unpleasant way why I didn't make a SnowWOMAN
08.25 Made a smiling Snowwoman to accompany the Snowman
08.25 The Nanny of the neighbors arrives and starts making remarks about the size of the chest of the Snowwoman
08.35 The gay guy from down the road walking his Pekinese complains that it could have been two Snowmen as well
8.40 A car with a coulored couple stops, steps out of the car and they both begin to accuse me of being a racist because the snow is white
08.45 The nosy veganists from around the corner say that the orange carrot for the nose is food, which should not be used as decoration
08.50 Fatima stops and wants me to put a headscarf on the Snowwoman
As you can guess, by now my good mood is over and as polite as possible I start a "discussion" with all of them ...
09.00 The Police (probably notified by "Majordomo" from across the street) arrives and overlooks the scene, meanwhile making some phonecalls
09.10 While a journalist from the local newspaper asks me questions, the Secret Service grabs me by the arm and takes me away, preventing me from answering
09.15 They take my cellphone. After being blindfolded, I'm taken away by helicopter
09.25 The blindfold is taken off, I'm behind bars and being asked if I had henchmen
09.30 In the background I hear a voice on the radio saying ISIS claims to be the 'SNOWMAN'
Sorry I got carried away a bit. However, we're not far from those "world upside-down" events like this if you ask me
