One day, I am going to get there. I will be in Trending...
Will today be that day? Unlikely. However, I am going to give myself the best possible opportunity by offering a picture of me holding my guitar. Yes, that is a Moomin on the body, Moomipeikko to be precise. Rock on!
To be a trending author you have to have mad skills, mad. You gotta be confident, and if you aren't confident like @jonny-clearwater, you just have to fake it by drinking like him. Here is a pic of me getting ready to post:
And, when I post from out on tour:
But, Dutch courage isn't enough, as I said, you have to have skills SkillZ. That takes practice. A lot of practice and if you really want to make it to Trending, there is never a moment free. Every time you rest is a missed opportunity and too many of those and reaching Trending will never be more than a dream. And I am no dreamer.
Here I am working on my vocals:
But, being a prodigy on the guitar and having a voice that ranges from Brian Johnson of AC/DC to Sia isn't going to be enough to cut it. If you want that title of Trending Author you are going to need range so, I am diversifying and honing all of my skillZ. I am going to take to the stage and screen as well and if you are going to really learn to act, you don't need classes, just a mirror and the ability to channel De Niro:
Day in day out I push, I learn, I train, I grow. I take myself to the limits and then, keep walking. Each day is filled with new experience, new challenges, new mountains to climb and today, I conquered another... The slippery dip.
At some point, I will make it, I will have arrived and there I will be... Trending. Wait'll they get load of me...
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