I've not been free to make a good post since my introduction post because I've been preparing for my exams, I've been so busy with a lot of things like summarizing my notes in a small piece of paper. Its not "EXPO" tho, just omo REMINDER... LOLZZZ
Something happened today in the exam hall and i thought i should share it with you guys while its still fresh in my memory.
The course was "Mathematics", I'm not good at calculations except when it comes to calculating money... I'm a perfect money counter.
I was trying my best to get the answer of the first question with the highest mark, I was almost close to finalizing my answer when the invigilator came close to me. I quickly swallowed the piece of paper i wrote some formula. It was a female invigilator, if it was a man i will just hide the paper in a part of body where he can't put his hand.
The woman was busy gazing at my answer sheet, i was so scared that maybe she sighted me cheating from afar then came to seize my script.
Surprisingly, after gazing at my script. she left immediately and started shouting "Please read the questions well and make sure you understand them correctly before you start answering".
At that moment i knew i was solving nonsense, With little or no time to cancel my work and start afresh. I decided to copy from my neighbor. His script was covered with ink, he was seriously punching his calculator, so he must know what he was doing. Besides the guy was wearing eyeglass, Nerds are always the smartest.
As i was about to copy, the invigilator came back to my spot. This time she came with her sit, placed it close to me and sat... I waited for hours for her to change spot but i guess the woman was too lazy and the only ceiling fan in that hall is directly in that spot, so it was crystal clear to me that she was never going to leave. I had to make use of my last card.
I farted, yeah i know it sounds gross but you gotta do anything to survive in the jungle. Boom, she left there with the speed of light.
I copied from the smart ass nerd and was very happy that I've aced the course until i came outside and met other students arguing that the answer is 1 or -1.
Then i began to wonder how come the nerd i copied from, got 7 as his answer???
