The squirrels are back for #squirrelsunday
Hey did you hear about Fred?
No I haven't seen him in days.
Neither have I he must have gone across the blacktop river to steal some acorns from the hawk territories.
I've always told him not to go there its a sketchy area that is definitely not worth a few acorns.
Hey I've made it out of there alive on a couple of occasions. You just have to be light on your feet and keep your senses about you...
I'd rather sit here and eat grass than risk crossing the blacktop river of doom. Sure my life isn't very exciting but at least I don't have to face the hawks or the river of doom.
I'm stuck here on the wrong side of town blocked by the blacktop river.
That Fred is crazy even attempting to cross it for a few acorns. I'd rather eat a greasy fry container than risk the blacktop river of doom.
Meanwhile the patrol squirrel that watches the edge of the blacktop river has spotted a gruesome sight...
Fred got flattened... Now the hawks are eyeing some nice bits of jerky when the time is right. Beware the blacktop river of doom squirrels...