Here's some insect drama for this #butterflyday by @whatisnew
Here I am the mighty buffalo leaf hopper who rules these plants. I have scared all the other insects away and can peacefully sip sap from this luscious weed.
Camera zooms out: Umm Fred... Are you talking to yourself again?! Maybe you've been sapping too much juice from that seven leaf plant over yonder...
Meanwhile: You guys and your liquid weed diet, don't you know there are lots of carbs in that juice. You should try the dry twig diet, it really helps you get into a state of ketosis and shed some of that extra chitin, then you can have a clear leafy complexion like me...
On the bad side of town... Hey man you better pay up, you lost big on the ladybug vs. aphids game last night. No more extensions on your tab, I'm gonna have to pull some fluff if you don't pay up now!!!
Hidden nearby: an informant is quietly monitoring the illegal gambling ring writing down notes with his mandibles on the leaf. This is my chance at getting a promotion from the chief downtown. Soon I'll be able to afford that ring for my sweetheart in the rosebush.
In the rosebush: Uuummm sorry did I just eat your girlfriend? Yikes I had no idea she was dating an FBI informant. I better jump outta here onto this camera toting human.
Happy #butterflyday