Move the Fourth Plinth from Trafalgar Square to a gallery.

I’m ripping off Ai Weiwei here, all due respect to the man, the shit he goes through to make his art…. Fill the Turbine Hall at Tate Modern with Prozac, in an exact copy of the Sunflower Seeds piece. Visitors

Increasing amounts of our life are becoming public, whether we like it or not. Social networks, surveillance, CIQ, tracking, monitoring…the erosion of privacy is accelerating every day. Ten years ago drones

Buy some begging bowls from beggars. Have the bowls gold plated. Place them in a row on the floor against a wall in a gallery room.

Write the word ‘hope’ anywhere you like.

Print ‘I don’t care’ on some business cards.

Buy the latest Rolls Royce Phantom, and have it crushed flat. Lean what’s left against the wall of a gallery.

Find a car showroom, and swap all the shiny new cars for crashed ones.

Place a photo-booth in the foyer of an art gallery, visitors can get their photo taken for free.

A London weekday, 5am in the morning, the only people on the streets are cleaners heading to work. They look tired, downbeat, they have no union representation, they have no minimum wage, they have no

Pin 100,000 Lotto tickets evenly across all the walls of a gallery room. Place ‘My Bed’ by Tracey Emin in the middle of the room.

Find ten or so celebrities who are famous for being famous. Have them stand on low stone plinths in a gallery room for a day.

In 1666 the City of London was all but destroyed in the Great Fire of London. A monument to the fire was designed by Sir Christopher Wren and built at the junction of Monument Street and Fish Street Hill

Buy a used Transit van. Take it to a primary school and ask the kids to decorate it. Park it outside a gallery.

Make a life size copy in platinum of every current member of the National Congress of the Chinese Communist Party. It will be astonishingly expensive, but they can afford it. Place the statues in formation

Fill the Turbine Hall at Tate Modern with water, so that the slope becomes a beach. Visitors can hire a pedalo if they want to. Have your favourite version of the song ‘Enjoy Yourself’ playing quietly

Change the case of a Macbook for one made of 18c gold, highly polished.

Stand 60 grandfather clocks in a gallery room, each one set a minute faster than the next, so that the room is filled with continuous chiming.

Find a street in an estate where everyone keeps their front lawns in perfect shape. Pay them to stop cutting the grass.

Employ a team of graffiti artists to paint the whole expanse of a large wall, at least 3m high by 20m long, the wall can be anywhere you like, they can paint whatever they like. Once they’re around ¾ of