Like most people on Steemit, I divide my time between three activities.
Hodling, flying to the moon, and deciding which Lambo to buy.
When I started out on Steemit, I lacked ambition, and didn't realise that until we aspire to the car of our dreams, we sell ourselves short.
Truth is I only wanted a Lambo because everyone else was buying one and I wanted to feel worthy. But I had no real ambition, and just thought "a bog standard Huracan, that will do the job"
As I grew and developed as a Steemian, I came to realise that a Huracan is not the Lambo to aspire to.
If I am to unleash my true authentic self, the Lambo I need is a Centenario. With custom upgrade options, including carbon wheels, the full supercharger kit, and purple paint. I know US$2.4 million sounds like a lot, but we need to fulfill our highest needs.
I plan to pretend to be an Uber driver so that I can pick up passengers and then film the expressions on their faces when I hit launch mode, using a dash mounted go-pro.
Now just in case anyone is offended by the superficiality of any of this I'll admit right now that I'm not serious - I'm taking the piss. I don't really want to buy a Lambo.
I'm planning to buy a Ferrari F12 because they have more luggage space and I need room to store my phone. Its a pretty big phone - a Galaxy Note - so a Lambo just wouldn't be spacious enough.
And I'll be getting the IP exhaust option. Anything less just wouldn't be fully authentic and I am a highly creative, psychologically robust individual.