2.What is the loudest pet in the world? Trumpet.
3.What does a buffalo say to his son when his son leaves for collage? Bison.
4.If you ever have a stroke, just remember that you are all right.
5.My granpa has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
6.Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left him.
7.Why do crabs never share? Because they are shell-fish.
8.What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tune-a fish.
9.What do you call a fish with no "i"s? a fsh. (this joke works better if you're telling it to someone. if you do say it like eyes)
10.What happens when you have a bladder infection? Urine trouble.
11.What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
12.Do you know why i hate stairs? It's because they are always up to something.
13.What time did the patient go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
14.If a dog's tail falls of where can he go to get a new one? The retail store.
15.Why can't dinosaurs clap? It's because they're dead.
16.What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
17.How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it.
18.Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent.
that is all of them, I hope you liked it :)
