"Everyone can wear a suit, but you are wearing sweat pants like a boss"
Truuuuuuuuuue!
Someone at this company must have watched me during all those years when I was working on my dissertation and had ordered a couple of incredibly comfortable but really wide sweat pants that worked just perfect in my home office setting but always evoked some strange looks whenever I forgot to switch clothes before making an every-day errand.
However, I never caved in, never lost my self-esteem because I knew: "I am wearing weird pants, but it's for Science, bitch!"
Funnily enough, I hadbeen using these company's product for years now. These RFID ads really seem too work ;)