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He Invited You To His Place... Super fine..
He Cooked Indomie , He Didn't Even Put Egg
He Can't Afford Wine wine, so He Bought Pepsi Orobo
You Asked For His Charger, you Realised it's a Join-Join One With 6 Different Cello tapes
Then He Said...... "Baby If I Don't S*x a Girl My Back Will Pain Me For A Week."
............ That's How You Just Lie Down and scatter legs like dead fowl... .. Capital V
That One That Cannot Afford Egg, Is He The One That Will Buy Pampers? Pampers Is Now #5,500
My Sister Come Forward... Just Come Forward
....This morning the Lord have sent me to you!
Devil go comot Hand From Your Matter
I'm Not Beating You Naa, Haba just Come First...
Oya..Issokay Laidat
Oya Kneel Down
Shout This "Whosoever That Swalloweth My Sense......Oya Vommit It By Fire
Hold This Chair and Shout Fiyayayayaya... Skroboto skobete skrobababababab
ababababababa. Speak in toungues abeg.....
Begin To Pray!
Oya pray until holyspirit tells u dah i am d right person for u.