Someone call an exorcist!
He’s still not quite got the trick of hide and seek
When you can’t decide whether to sit or lie down.
Just so you know: he’s asleep
It all started as an accidental fall between the cushions, but now it’s his favorite place
When you’re so tired you become liquid.
If he’s okay sleeping like this, I don’t mind.
Maybe you lost your dog, but he didn’t lose you.
No sense in waiting for the dispenser to cough up, is there?
