This is a basic start off FAQ. I received the information from a stuffed pikachu doll. These things talk! I deciphered their language...
You start off as Vash! He has a gun that can ruin a fast food joint faster than the angry drunk people. Anyways Vash talks to professor Choke. It was hard getting info out of him. He spent most of his time choking. He went to sit down. After he sits down he won't move again. Lazy bum! You decide to swipe Choke's famous FREAKACHU! Go freak go! You also swipe his life savings for a bicycle. After venturing the world Vash meets broke. The world in this game is pretty small. It's real easy to walk around the world in 10 minutes! Riding your bike makes the trip even faster! The random battle meter is lame. You get into a battle with every step you take. Back to Broke. Vash tries to make it to Broke but he must take 10 steps to get there! That's 10 random battles! You better have some skill with that FREAKACHU. After fighting 10 creatures your Pokemon is all out of attack power. This is where the game gets lame fast. But I found a way to restore attack power! Slightly cut the wires on your Gameboy or Super Gameboy and stick your hand in there as soon as FREAKACHU starts a new battle! Boom! Your Pokemon has all it's attack power returned! I did this trick 5 consecutive times before I went to the hospital. After returning from the hospital I finally made it to Broke. Broke beat my ass. He then told me I needed more Pokemon.
I said...
"Screw you broke. I only need one!"
After repeated shocks I beat Broke with my ONE Pokemon! Screw you Broke! I was back in the hospital. The doctor told me no more video games. I said...
"Screw you Missingno!"
I then proceeded to beat all 6-gym trainers! It hurt my head and body, but the constant self inflicting shocks kept me and FREAKACHU recharged.
The last stage is the world league. To win here you have to give all your money to the judges. If it's a higher amount than what your opponent paid you will proceed to the next round. Don't bother buying items just continue to do that trick I showed you. Your final opponent is professor Choke's grandson. He wants revenge for his father's death. I'd give him the middle finger, but it's an E rated game. So here's the conversation...
"You killed my uncle, you butt monger!"
"Did not poopy head."
"Did to!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Hey! I thought he was your grand father!"
"He's was also my mother, brother, sister."
"You sick sick poo goo gaga!"
"At least my mother and father are the same! Yours are bi parents!"
"How dare you! Prepare for battle. I summon you FREAKACHU!"
"I summon you hitman!"
At this point a real hitman comes and eliminates FREAKCHU. Bribe the hitman before he executes you and he takes care of the competition. Vash wins! That's how you win the game. If you run out of money go to a real bank an steal money. Then cram the money into the cartridge. It worked for this lady putting a credit card in her Wii. After it belches a few times from eating your cash you can continue! I remembered the song! ~I wanna be the very best. Best there ever was. To um... train err catch them is the real test. To something ever wuz... Pokemon!~