Laura- College student who wants to know why her Father went mad.
Laura's Father- He kills everyone at the hospital. I guess it was the switch to a HMO.
Laura's Wild Hallucinations- Oh boy, she ain't right up there.
Laura's Mother- She died.
Laura's Car- She drives it to the murder scene.
Laura's Earrings- They have no purpose. Why do women wear them?
Laura's Fork- She does horrible things with it.
Laura's College Degree- I think it's in journalism?
Laura's Diary- She left it at home.
Doctor Ritcher was a brilliant doctor. He was a doctor at the hospital. Doctor, Ritcher was well known among the community of doctors. People are baffled why this renowned doctor went on a killing spree. It all started in the cafeteria. The people who managed to get away said he looked real mad. The security guard was on vacation that week. Some welcomed the death after eating the food. Laura heard about this on the news local news. She wasn't sure if it was fake or real. So she decided to go to the scene of the crime. Laura rushed in to find out why her Father went mad. After all, he is a co-signer on her college loan. Laura climbed over the gate and went inside. The electric doors still worked. What she saw was a bunch of dead bodies, and a dead Papa Johns employee. Poor guy. He was trying to bring people joy, in a joyless world. A world filled with god awful cooking. It looked like an HMO at work. Possible a staff infection from the food. Closer inspection revealed gun shot wounds. Laura gasped. How could her Father do this? She had to find out why. She grabbed a shot gun off the pizza delivery guy, (Papa Johns employees are tasked with ensuring fresher ingredients) and proceeded further in. A warp portal suddenly appeared before the college lass. Most people would get the hell out of there. Others would leave the damn thing alone. Laura thought she could use it as a short cut. In stupid goes.
The vast sparkles are replaced by candle light in what seems to be an ancient castle, dining room. It has the word, 'Ancient Cambell's Chicken Noodle' engraved on the soup. The sodium! Laura attempts to open the doors behind her. Then she sees a bug! The screen flashing a vivid array of colors. Oh crap! This is where Laura sees things. She dreams she's in the past with her mother eating lunch, or dinner. For some reason she fixates on the necklace her mother is wearing. The colors are all toned brown. Yuck. I guess it makes the textures look bearable. They didn't figure out textures until 10th gen. The vision wears off. Laura then comes to, inside the castle.
Laura, "Fig nut! I'm still here. Well I guess this place is real. No way you can have a hallucination inside a hallucination. I sure of it. Yep. Darn right. No sweat. Bloody marry mint jack pine sure. I should examine stuff."
Voice, "Laura."
Laura, "Who is there? eep..."
Voice, "Laura."
Laura, "That's my name.... eep..."
Voice, "Laura!"
As she looks up she sees the ghostly image on her father's head! He looks pissed.
Voice, "Laura, what are you doing here? Go back! You must go back before it's too late! Laura, I..." The voice stops, and the image disappears.
Laura, "Nice try Dad. But I have a bullet with your name on it. In case negotiations fail... again."
Laura goes into the wine cellar. She sees she needs a crank. Otherwise the spikes will not release from the wall. It's an obvious trap. The smart thing is to leave it alone. But Laura decides to shoot the cellar key hole instead. Bingo! The spikes go away. She gets to a door, but needs a key. She decides to save her bullets and kicks in the door. Remember that obvious trap I mentioned? I think this triggers it. Because as you walk forth, you get a huge metal ball following you down the long circular stair case. Indiana Jones style. Like the Temple of Doom, or was it the one where he hid in a fridge? Whatever.
As you run down you come to an opening! Laura dives in and the ball can't follow because it's too big. Crap! Laura realizes she can't get home. At least not the way she came in. You look at the ball and another bug appears. Same vision only more eating, puke worthy food here. Laura feels hungry. Although I can't imagine anyone feeling hungry from that junk.
This part confuses me. As you look around the room. You see something. A hand held carousal on a dresser. You need to line up a deer symbol to get into the next room. There are 4 animals to chose from. But one of them is a deer. So pick the deer. /: I wonder if they stopped trying to make these puzzles hard? The game can be won in 2 hours. What a downer. Inside the next room, it looks like a study. You see four statues and another bug.
This bug causes you to remember someone holding a knife to Laura's mother. With cooking that bad, I wouldn't be surprised. She also sees this D in her visions. I guess they wanted to advertise the title? I'm not sure why! The name is easy to remember. After another confusing trip vision, her father appears again.
Voice, "Laura. If you come any closer I'll give you that tetanus shot you keep avoiding."
Laura, "Oh yeah? I'm never going to cut my hand on any rusted metal! Those shots are worthless for couch potatoes."
Voice, "Listen to me. If you come closer, I'll ground you."
Laura, "I'm a grown woman! Quit treating me like a kid!"
Voice, "I give up."
The voice disappears again. Laura works the books on display until a secret passage emerges. But she needs a key once again. The door is locked. Instead she relies heavily on her foot. This castle will need many repairs when it's over. Inside is a room with a handle. The room is circular. Laura goes to another door but it is locked behind her, also metal. So kicking is not an option. Dang! Time to turn the wheel of fortune. Go for $500. No one can get the bonus $1000, it's impossible. I attempted the $1000 once. I got a blocked off door with another bug! This time someone is stabbing the mother. Geesh! That must have been one awful dinner.
We are left to wonder if the father stabbed the wife since we never see him in the visions. Only thing we can do is find more bugs. There's also a possibility the bugs are toxic, causing you to see things. When you turn the lever enough times it reveals a new passage. You find yourself in a room with a knight, and a stained glass window. You poke at the intimidating figure. The knight comes to life! It knocks you down a pit. Laura is lucky it's only a 100 foot drop. She attempts to get back up. Each time the knight knocks her down the ladder. Well after 12 tries I gave up. The next day I finally succeed. I use a cowardly lion on it. Takes a while to convince him to do anything heroic. The sword from the knight falls to the ground. Use it to open the window! You do this by smashing it with the blade. Then I realized it wasn't locked. /: It leads Laura outside!
You have been in a massive castle tower the whole time! Man that sucks. Now you must climb to the next floor, Jackie Chan style from the outside ladder. One slip and you fall I pretty far? At least I think it's far, I can't see the ground. To test my theory I did a practice fall. Starting from the game over, I reached the outside shutters. Open the shutters above, and take this long winding path of stone walls to a dead end. Once there you see the final bug. Prepare for something shocking!
The vision shows you were the one who stabbed your mother. You also ate her afterwards! The shocking part is Laura never said grace! Horrible table manners! But you know it's bad food, when people resort to cannibalism. Laura gets real freaked out. She ate her mother! She burps! Wow Laura! Really? You aren't going to say, "Excuse me." No manners at all!
The door opens. Inside you find this weird clock. Set the hands for the witching hour. The final door opens nearby. You must walk up a glass stair case. No guard rail! It was also on vacation. After that there is a final door. What's with this game and doors? You take that door to the final door. Doorception! You find yourself back in the hospital. Laura's father, who is sitting down amidst a pile of dead bodies, speaks.
Father, "Laura, Laura, over here."
Laura, "I can already see you dad. Why are you glowing?"
Father, "I'm not sure... I remember, I'm cursed with the blood of, Dracula. You see my great Grand Father killed him, He accidentally ran him over with his horse. Dracula cursed our family. He swore he wasn't drunk. Anyways I went on a killing spree as YOU did with your Mother. I remembered he said he was drunk. So about your Mother..."
Laura, "I killed Mom? I thought it was to discourage me from getting closer. I thought the visions were fake. Since when does mom make meat loaf?!"
Father, "Meat loaf? Yuck! Thank god I was at work that day. Anyways when I came back you had started to finish up on her toes. It is the blood lust. From the curse. Once it begins there is no stopping it. That is why I erased your memory. I remembered to turn off the stove at home. Disaster averted! Oh. Back to our current situation."
Laura, "Why can't you erase your memory?"
Father, "..."
Laura, "What?"
Father, "You dumb girl! You can't hypnotize yourself! Besides it only works on those with weak minds until a traumatic event unlocks them."
Laura, "But I remembered... Wait... um.... So what will happen to you?"
Father, "Laura, you must merge with me to become the new, Dracula. That is why I told you to go back. Now it is too late. You must join with me. I no longer have free will. I sure hope I can golf in my new body."
Laura, "Yuck! No. I have a better idea."
Laura guns her father down. The glowing stops. The father's body falls to the floor. Laura runs to her father.
Father, "How? The bullets have to be silver. You got it from the pizza guy? We should have ordered Dominoes. But now Dracula can't be born. But I can't golf either. I hate you Laura."
The father dies abruptly.
Laura, "Dad! Noooo! It's all your fault... I remembered. Dracula, you did this to us! The real title of the game. I will avenge you father! I will play that golf game! Maybe."
Laura goes out to golf in the country side the next month. College exams are bitches. It's not over. Dracula won't give up that easily. Laura made the mistake and got a STD. I mean she got pregnant. Laura must travel to the, French Alps to find a doctor, an expert to help remove Dracula's curse, once and for all!
She's not getting an abortion! You people...