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If garri could sell more than indomie despite all the adverts, who told u that u must dress indecently to attract a man
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He who can convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condom to a Roman priest
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U spend 500k for Bride price...U spend 2m for wedding and spend 1.5m for honeymoon and divorce for just text messages u saw on ur spouse phone dat cost 4naira.... Cum oooo transformer have spoil in ur
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There is power in d tongue use it when its needed don't use it cause u angry be wise with ur words..😅😅
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Pick your month and it shall come to past January-69million February-75million March-80million April-200million May-150million June-120million July-110million August-105million September-50million
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ROBERT POWELL who acted us Jesus Christ, said " I keep saying it and repeat it to the world since 1977, I am not Jesus Christ I am simply an actor and British comedian I am tired of seeing my photos
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There is no key to happiness😀💃🕺🙌 The door is alway open 🏛🏚 Is just for u to make your Choice🏄🏇🚴🤽🤾🎮🎶🎶🎤🎧 Wemen choose to be #happy #Village is #fun#
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If Big Brother can organize a DJ to party every saturday why can't they organize a pastor to hold sunday serice.
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Now you're complaining your son smokes when you opened your two eyes and named him BENSON😁😁
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Please Apart from Paris, Dubai and New York where else have you seen Me recently ?? Be sincere 🙄🙄🙄
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When I saw this tree I noticed something while I was watching it, and immediately I share this in my timeline, only a few seconds was a lot of blessings that came to my life, as well as to the people who
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Why cheat on someone you don't wanna lose..With someone you don't wanna keep?
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Why cheat on someone you don't wanna lose..With someone you don't wanna keep?
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Whoever answer my question correctly, will stand a chance of 1000k recharge card... Who invented prostitution? Who is the first woman to fry puf-puf? Who is the first child to steal meat from his/her mother
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Former Footballer Nwankwo Kanu Wants To Run For Presidency In 2019 Two-time African Player of the Year, Nwankwo Kanu, has declared his intention to run for the Presidency in 2019. Goal.com, a sports website,
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Peace of mind is a beautiful gift, Which only we can give to ourselves, Just by expecting nothing from Anyone.
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I don't date guys who don't have cars, says a girl who bath with a soap til it becomes a size of a sim card 😐😐
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