What is one thing that your spouse does that drives you crazy? For me, it is that he uses my toenail clippers and never puts them away. I have found them beside his chair, in the kitchen, on his bedside table, and no where to be found.
Finally, in a moment of rage and frustration I began yelling at him and throwing a fit. I told him that he was to find them and put them where they belonged and tell me what he KNEW he needed to say.
A few hours late I came home to find my clippers on the table with a #goggleye and a note that said
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This is just a funny post, no one was hurt, cut, or damaged in the telling of this imaginary tale.