I’m judging you.
That’s right. I probably shouldn't be, but I am. If you just walked into the bar or the
meeting and you are unkempt, scruffy or wearing clothing that doesn't fit, some people
have already disregarded you as a potential date or hook up. This applies to boardrooms
and job interviews as well. I know a lot of men who believe that their CV speaks for itself,
but you need to trust me on this one. It doesn't.
Women and men alike are making a judgment call on your intelligence, your income and
your education based on your appearance. This is the old “you never get a second chance
to make a first impression” argument comes into play.
But its worse than you think – you could even have rolled up in your Mercedes SLK, but if
you get out of your car wearing dad-jeans, the ladies are going to assume that you are
neither very hip nor very fun.
So, does this mean you need to drop a small fortune on your wardrobe and show up in
your Armani jacket? Not necessarily….
IT’S GETTING HAIRY
Ok – I promised and we will deliver.
And as for the balls? Yes, shave them. It’s not just for the gays. First, shaving your nuts
and trimming your pubic hair and particularly the hair at the base of the shaft makes your
penis look longer. Bonus! Plus, if you get lucky enough to have a wife/GF/hook up who
likes to give you oral, it’s a complete deal breaker to get down there and find a forest. It’s
just like cleaning up your living room before she comes over – make it look nice and
smell good, K? Hair traps odor, which won’t help your cause. Plus, trying to pick hair out
of the back of your throat doesn’t make us want to come back for seconds.
Thanks,
Royalty
