Splinterlands is Down And I’m Gonna Make Millions!

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Bad News or Good News? You Decide!

Bad News-- Crab Apple Adam: (Re-enacted poorly by using a deep voice which I don’t have but just imagine it please! Makes the post more enjoyable that way! HA HA!) “Splinterlands is Down! This is a racket! I don’t like it when things don’t go my way!” (Frowns even more)

Good News-- Goodie Gorgeous Glenda: (Re-enacted in a sweet, happy, cheerful, everything is amazing voice… oh wait, that’s pretty much my voice all the time. Well, maybe not ALL the time. ;) Hee hee) “But do you know WHY Splinterlands is down, Crab Apple Adam? Well, it’s because SOOOOO many people want to play this amazing game!! They’re just keeping up with all the people! YAY! So where’s the bad news there?”

(Crab Apple Adam Frowns)

Analysis: Really folks, it’s good news. Why? Well because, while people are complaining and stressed, I'm being productive and making money. How you might ask? Well, first of all, just writing this blog post I HOPE will interest some and get me some money, and even if it doesn’t, I’m okay with that, because I’m also READING and RESEARCHING and LEARNING while I’m unable to play so that when this game comes back online, I’m soooo ready to roll in the money!

Bad News--Crab Apple Adam: “You can’t do your quests or finish the season now!” (He growls.)

Good News-- Goodie Gorgeous Glenda: “Well Crab Apple Adam, that’s no problem at all, because they extended the season and now we get even MORE chances at winning! Yippee!
(She twirls around. Okay, and yes, I do this in real life. HA HA! Come on, give me a TWIRL!)

Analysis: I’m going to use this time wisely to go find some great blog posts and read up on Splinterlands! There’s SO much to learn! Why, I was just browsing around earlier and learned so much from some new statistics and strategies and ways to make money on this game. I highly recommend you search for Splinterlands and you’ve got HOURS of good content just waiting to be read and voted on!! Give it a try!

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Bad News-- Crab Apple Adam: “Well, consumer confidence is down now, because they can’t play the game.”

Good News-- Good Goargeous Glenda (Does her best NSYNC impression) “Buy buy buy!”

Bad News--Crab Apple Adam “Oh I see you’re going to leave as well now, huh? Well bye bye bye to you too!”

Good News-- Good Goargeous Glenda “No silly, goose! I’m going to go BUY BUY BUY while people are worried! If you’re on the Discord server (high recommend it by the way) you can see they already know what they need to do, so while people are spinning about it, I’m going to buy buy buy those cards and make some REAL MONEY! I could make MILLIONS!

Bad News--Crab Apple Adam” Sure. Okay. Well what about this?” (Stares intently.) “I can’t play. So I ain’t makin’ NOTHIN’ right now!”

Good News-- Good Goargeous Glenda-- (Smiles sweetly) But Crab Apple Adam, you’re ECR (Energy Crystal Rate) is restoring! Isn’t that WONDERFUL? That means you’re going to make so much money when you head back to play! YAY!”

Bad News--Crab Apple Adam (Grumbles) “I don’t like you very much.”

Good News-- Good Goargeous Glenda “Well that’s a shame, because people usually like me.”

Bad News--Crab Apple Adam “Well, the problem is, I’ve run out of bad news now, and I’m not sure what to do about it. You have a solution?”

Good News-- Good Goargeous Glenda “Well, I think the servers are going up soon. In fact, they were up for me for just a moment, so why don’t you go take your Crabby self, and go spend time on Splinterlands! And if you haven’t joined, there’s no better time than now!

(Grumbles)

Analysis: I hope you’ve enjoyed a little humor today as we wait for Splinterlands to reboot, and I hope you’ve realized the benefit of “bad news”. Sometimes bad news is really just GREAT OPPORTUNITY, so please be a Good Gorgeous Glenda and GET GOING GUYS! It’s time to win big, and if you can’t play at the moment, there are many MANY ways to win right now! I hope this post brought you a little sunshine and good luck with your rewards and Season end! You’ve got more time now, so I wish you so much success!!! Let me know how it goes for you!

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