NATO spokesperson Jasmine Kille-Mall commented:
Ooooh it's like reds under the beds at the moment 'ere in NATO headquarters.
Seems to be bloomin' Russians everywhere now. Before you couldn't find one for love nor money
It was thought best to send 'em home before starting world war three, otherwise what would we do with them, it would all be a bit embarrassing and cause a bad office atmosphere which wouldn't be nice for anyone
And now a moment of silence... due to the potential seriousness of this insanity.
