"Hey! It's Uncle 'kin Dave init?!!!!!"
"Yeah it's me I'm back, infidel"
"I heard you'd gone to the middle east for some work"
"Syria, I went to fucking Syria"
"I joined ISIS.
Lost a fucking eye"
"I was wondering about the beard"
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"Hey! It's Uncle 'kin Dave init?!!!!!"
"Yeah it's me I'm back, infidel"
"I heard you'd gone to the middle east for some work"
"Syria, I went to fucking Syria"
"I joined ISIS.
Lost a fucking eye"
"I was wondering about the beard"