So?
So I ran in to the village asking to see the chief, telling him he better call the medicine man in too as this is mega important.
Chief, we've got serious problems we're all going to suffer.
Chief asked the medicine man to put some 'medicine' in his pipe and took a few big hits.
Tell me Big Balls, what have you heard.
It's the bond market chief, it's collapsing. It's going to cause misery and hardship for all of us.
I see, said chief. We better call a pow wow with the whole village.
Chief ordered his son Big Little Horn to run to the river to catch some fish, and his daughter Too Risky to organise some drinks.
An hour later and all were assembled.
Chief stood up and wrapped another Buffalo hide around himself.
People, Big Balls tells me there are dark clouds on the horizon, quiet now and let him explain.
Evening had drawn in causing the tribe to gather closer around the fire. I looked at them all watching as shadows danced about their faces from the light of the flames, all had expressions of concern.
Yes you see the bond market is collapsing, which in turn is going to cause stocks and shares to crash, eventually leading to rampant inflation, commodities skyrocketing, loan defaults, banking collapse, an entire breakdown of civil order, rioting and looting.
I was met with silence, as if my news had hit them so hard they simply couldn't comprehend what I was saying.