"Excuse me, I have a disagreement"
1
"No worries, go see the village chief"
2
"OK make an appointment to speak with the Mayor"
3
"I'm afraid you'll have to write to your local member of parliment, but understand he's very busy and you might not recieve a reply"
4
"Oh right well you'll have to write to your member of the European Parliment. However this is not a democracy so it's a pointless effort. However rest assured your best interests are at the heart of all policy decisions, making questions from plebs like yourself totaly unnecessary"
5
"I beg your pardon you insignificant piece of shit? How dare you!"