I'm new to this whole Steemit stuff... and also new to this whole cryptocurrency BS... I've always been kind of the nutjob prepper type so honestly when it comes to currencies commodity currencies are all in my bag... this new nerd virtual money just ain't for me... yeah I know there are some fellers that have become billionaires overnight thanks to this futuristic humbug but I’m pretty sure we’re just one ‘Rocket Man’, one awesomely combed ‘God Emperor of Mankind’ and some Nukes and EMPs away from the stone fucking age so gold and other shiny stuff hold far more value to me than some bamboozling algorithms in a computer that will all go away the moment somebody pulls the plug…
Finally here is the proverbial -but- part of the rant, on the other hand I must say that as a friend of mine was describing the promises of this new utopian shitposting network to me, I was drawn to the possibility of getting paid for shitposting like a moth was drawn to fire... but like that friend said to me many years ago "originality is difficult to achieve" and the antiplagiarism policy of this site will require an advanced level of shitposting that I frankly don’t think I can live up to…
Although contrary to what appears to be the motto of the site I didn’t come here for the rewards or the money I came for the illusion… the delusion - should I say - that our opinions and experiences actually matter… in any way… to anyone… even so much as to be worth money… though I still find that impossible to believe and deep down in my heart I know it not to be true… that part of me that refuses to accept the absurdity of our existence compels me to try and see how much my shitty opinions are worth…
So Steemit give me your worst…
Oh and there is one more thing that can’t wait to the next rantpost… The motherfucking pictures… I’ve seen how the posts with pictures seem to have more upvotes probably because they’re more “reader friendly” and I see how OPs tend to include gratuitous pictures in their posts in an attempt to increase their upvotes like some retard posting pictures of statues to appear deep and thoughtful... actually I just kinda guess so but in a rant there is no room for guessing just cold hard alternative facts!
And don’t even get me talking about the women who give a little fan-service by taking advantage of a rather generous cleavage a good-looking face or abundant bottom... I completely refuse to such hogwash so fuck that!
And also let’s ignore the fact that I have no smartphone because anger management issues and a grievously annoying wife... but I think that the fact that you have to put pictures in your writings to appeal to your readers demonstrates that this fucking generation cannot read a book without pictures in it, fact that I simply refuse to fucking accept… so at least until I find a job no pictures in my posts.
With overwhelming rage and despair
Rick Fischer.