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![[Interest Rate Decision] XBank Holds the Attention Rate at 0.3 Seconds, Citing Persistent Doomscrolling](/assets/noimage.png)
[Interest Rate Decision] XBank Holds the Attention Rate at 0.3 Seconds, Citing Persistent Doomscrolling
The following is a PARODY monetary report issued by 🏦 XBank, The Internet Central Bank. XBank is a fictional satirical institution. Nothing here is a real financial statement, real forecast, or financial
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