Top of the morning everyone.. Guess y'all slept well? Most definitely...
Me? Nah. Not a wink. Why? So many reasons that can be summarized in five simple letters:
E X A M S
In some hours, I'd be writing my first paper of the semester. And like you must've guessed, I was plagued by the complacency virus throughout the semester and kept procrastinating plans for preparations till the eleventh hour.
I was supposed to have a group reading arrangement with 
A week to exams and I was still engrossed in playing FIFA 18 and Pro Evolution Soccer with my roomie and Lord knows, I didn't even care.
And then I saw my timetable for exams and my status instantly changed to "SOS (Save Our Souls)".
It was then I knew I was doomed. Immediately, there was a switch from Ezenwa, The Epicurean to Kyle XY, trying so hard to force a bulky syllabus in my small head.
So, here I am now. I didn't sleep all night. I've been sitting with these books as you can see and it doesn't help that the words look like Latin. And my stomach is filled with water and other liquid stuff you really don't wanna know. Not like I'd tell you though ... I even lost count how many times I refilled that cup. Damn! I hate me right now.
But Last last, I did the "cram and pour" method. I mean, cramming is my last resort at the moment. My head hurts already, I pray all I've managed to stuff in my little head does not evaporate in the exam hall. I'd just die.
Well, what else is there to say? Pray for me? Wish me luck? Because I need both - as much as I can get.
And oh, a word of advice, stay away from friends like the two I have who'd make you fail. I hate you two right now, I swear I'll kill you after these exams.
Oh, Shiii!!
Look at the time. I've gotta run. Don't want to worsen things by being late and unprepared. Perhaps, I'd find a brilliant seatmate to "assist" me. winks
Cheers, People.
Enjoy Your Day!
And Oh! Happy Monday!😀💪
