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ThatRedBeardGuy
@redbeardguy
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Prefered Pronouns: Daddy/Pappi
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2018-03-12 14:29
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redbeardguy
btc
8y
BITCOIN'T
Hey there. Are you homeless yet? In Case You Are A Normal Person And You Don't Obessively Follow The Crypto Market, Bitcoin Is Falling Faster Than My Dick Gets Limp When She Tells Me "Babies Are
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redbeardguy
life
8y
Cold Showers Are A BITCH!
I take cold showers all year-round. OK, that's a lie. I take cold showers from the end of March to early November. I have them occasionaly throughout winter as well, but not daily. But what's the reason
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redbeardguy
news
8y
Anthony Bourdain Died And Why You Should Give A Fuck (Not For The Obvious Reasons)
He died. Well, he had a successful suicide. I don't know the details, nor I care about them. If you don't know who he was: A chef and TV personality who made your typical "cooking around the world"
redbeardguy
life
8y
Call Me Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Let's do the dance, shall we? You are welcome in my club you know. You can bring your big titty friends and I will let them suck me off in the VIP room. You can ask for Georgie. He'll be at the door, waitinng
redbeardguy
life
8y
BUNCHA HOOKERS AND COCAINE
Fun Saturday night? Sin? Bad choices? Whatever. It is such a satisfying sentence to say. It fills your mouth. Why? It Contains The Dark, Deviant And Rough Side Of Our Rebelious Adolescent You know, the
redbeardguy
life
8y
Pretty Sure I Am A Psychopath
There. I said it. Bring me the mask from "Silence of the Lambs". OK, I haven't worn another man's face yet, nor I intend to, unless I can't find a better idea for Halloween. But I do have moments
redbeardguy
life
8y
GET GOOD IN - Art Is The Mastery Of Daily Life
I love that phrase. I don't know why. I don't even remember when I first heard it. If you google it, a youtube video of a League of Legends streamer pops up and 9gag memes for "get gud". I don't
redbeardguy
party
8y
Party Goer WOO WOO!
They say "rough night". Nah. It's not the night that is rough, it's the next morning. Waking up, feeling like you've been trying to play "Super Mario" in real life. Ding Ding Ding Ding!
redbeardguy
writing
8y
It's Not Gonna Happen - Gimme Suggestions
Tried to write. 500 words in and I CTRL+A and DEL that shit to the pits of hell. When words don't come like a river, it means that I am not ready to write about that. Aaaaaand I am stuck with nothing.
redbeardguy
life
8y
Be A Douchebag, Not A Follower
Now, is that the best title or what? It's not a riddle. It's straightforward. Obviously, I am not talking about being a douchebag, but people saying "you are a douchebang". Do What YOU Want This
redbeardguy
announcement
8y
THE MOST IMPORTANT POST YOU WILL EVER READ
ANNOUNCEMENT! Redbeardguy has a Twitter handle If you've read this post, I was flirting with the idea of starting an email-list. The main reason is that I actually want to grown this "brand",
redbeardguy
art
8y
Why Artists Suffer?
Hello there. "Artist" is a heavy title to carry and proclaim to have. I don't like to hear people say they are "artists", unless they truly are then they should put it in their business
redbeardguy
life
8y
Do You Even Think Bro?
What's up gang? Last few days, I feel like I am on a low-dose of LSD. Reality appears like it's a dream and I can just snap my fingers and *POOF! * it's ALL gone. If you've been reading all my stuff (I
redbeardguy
life
8y
Noisy Neighbourhoud (Yes I Am Fucking Angry)
Wow, two fucking posts in ONE day? Well, given that the previous one was a digital drug, I think I have to ground myself with this one. Guess What? I Am So Fucking Angry Today And instead of doing something
redbeardguy
youthink
8y
BOOGA SOOGA
The booga sooga goes BUM CA CHANG BANG CHUA DOOM BOONG!!! It's super duper, gives you the tingles every time. And it lasts FOR SO FUCKING LONG. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Can you do the doo-doo dance?
redbeardguy
life
8y
101 Things You Don't Know About Life
1. You think you know everything 2. You actually know less than you think 3. What you don't know exceeds what you do know 4. If something doesn't make sense, it's not wrong 5. If something is self-consistent,
redbeardguy
life
8y
How To Live A Miserable Life
Hey you. Yes, you in that oversized, stained t-shirt. Come here. Closer... CLOSER YOU WIMP! Come on, what's wrong with you... There you go. Sit in that wooden chair in front of me. Focus. I see you have
redbeardguy
steemit
8y
What The Hell Is Steem, SBD, SP And How To Take Advantage Of The System
Hello! If you are new, I bet your head is spinning with all of this information. "Which is which? Do I have to power up all the time? What's APR?". Fear not! I am here to... NOT answer these
redbeardguy
life
8y
I like to fuck with people...
I don't know what it is, but I like seeing people having this weird look of innocent disbelief, after telling them something rude or cocky. They are surprised. Banter Is Bonding I don't know about you,
redbeardguy
life
8y
When You Are Lost...
What's up gang? I am sitting in my leather chair, that supports my back, but I barely sit straight when I am writing. I tilt towards the right, I hunch my upper back, like an old grumpy man and I rest
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