I have multiple accounds on Twitter but I'll keep them a secret, sorry!

Hey, these are actually nice. Good for you.

Distinctively absent.

What you've been doing, love?

Imagine being covered in snow early November. YIKES!

I'll definitely do porn with you, Eve.

Summer storms are nature's orgasm.

Am I late for the pity party? I hope not, cause I have drugs and overtly sexist opinions that I guess you already know...

True. But you need a shitload to get enough of it.

Where's da protein in that?

Pushy or pussy?

I actually think that an average guy in 2019, would be an average guy in 1400. Our environment is different and we manifest our genetics in different ways. For example, that kid who rages and smashes his

Unfortunately, by the time people realize this, they're in their 30s trying to do what they were supposed to do in their 20s.

Solid title ha!

Oh, the perks of not having to kill your own food lol

A shitpost is contextual absence; inane writing that doesn't offer (1)insight, (2)value, and (3) doesn't solve a problem. Its mere worthlessness negates the need to post it, thus posting it makes it a

You underestimate me woman!

Nice. Get that pump.

Men, especially the young or inexperienced, seek your validation more than your hoo-ha. By honking, they expect you to hand over your smile or a hair flick so they can feel they had a "positive"