If we lived in the world of Avatar, would programmers be called bitbenders?

I would post a pic of my six pack, but it is sitting in the fridge.

I've decided I'm going to create a new cryptocurrency called Pie. There will only be one coin so you'll have to scramble to get a piece of the Pie.

It's very important to be weird.

When you roll your eyes at my Dad jokes, I take it as a compliment. You can't spell laugh without "UGH".

My new Tinder profile has nothing but photos of myself upside down and says: "HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN THE UPSIDE DOWN! IF YOU CAN'T SAVE ME, SAVE MY DOG!!!!" I just wanted to share this somewhere.

Hello Steemians, I'm still pretty new to crypto and was considering trying to contribute to the ICO for Universa after reading a post from (a probably fake profile for) Elon Musk on InvestFeed. I saw this

John Cena as Venom/Eddy Brock. Right now it is Tom Hardy. It should be good, but it could be better. What does Steem think?

I thought I would go into a bit of detail about my journey in the world of improvisation. I talked about it briefly in my introductory post, but it was mostly a passing anecdote. Improv for those of you

So many people would still be alive if they didn't die.

Life is a journey and the only real destination in it is death. Death sucks. Enjoy the journey.

My mom recently bought a Chevy Bolt. I told her if it ever runs out of electricity it would be a dead bolt.

If you think of Netflix as one less burrito per month, it feels a whole lot less worth it.

I came across this on the Hush Discord and had to share.

Hi all, I thought I would do one of those introduce myself posts to start off my future illustrious career as a Steemit poster. Well my name is Daniel Anderson. I am a developer from Chicago, IL and I