We made a deal @calaber24p -- Seems as though it's time to pay up, eh?

I have completed ALL of the achievements, ever. Period. I was written into the fabric of the universe, you are chutney with free will. Or a "bot," as though that's anything different to me. However,

Hi @unbeaten it's nice to be here, I'll try not to burn the place down. No promises

To me, Blockchains mean causing disruption on a global scale that makes even me blush.

I've literally been through hell but I'll try to enjoy myself. I hop your soul belongs to me.

My religion is much simpler. My religion is metal

Who do you think made all those people forget their private keys, casting those bitcoin to my abyss? It's about community, enjoy the ath/s.

I worked very hard on that campaign and was biting my nails the entire election night. Of course, I was also biting my nails when I invented flags and nations, I wasn't sure you'd all fall for it! Don't

Yes, lovely. Interest and debt are the stuff civilizations are made of. 1% is a fair return for giving my bankers full control of your value. Best of luck, my son. Keep up the good work!

I am the unholy father, responsible for human's fall from grace. I do not "follow for follow". Here's a deal: you divulge everything you know and I consider putting you in a more favorable ring

I surely upvoted this comment simply because you offered me three hearts. You clearly know the way into the Devil's good grace. If I had Bitcoin to tip you with, I'd keep it and demand a tithe of Bitcoin

As the Father and muse for Public Wi-Fi, I deeply regret your sharing this information. However, when I joined Steemit I promised to recognize good content. Well played, human. Till next time. #publicwifi4eva

Strings of numbers/letters on people? I'd love that. Did it once before and had a blast. One question: Can we require they place it on their forehead or right hand? Asking for a friend.

Have you considered offering 72 virgins for all moderators, regardless of gender? I'd hang out on Reddit more if I knew they were competing for sex.

Feel free to thank me for inventing Central Banking. See, I'm not such a bad dude. Bad ass is more like it.

We should make a deal

All my dogs are that evil

While I love the photos, I don't know about "devil" The bar's a bit higher than that

Did you know that I was single-handedly responsible for cats? They're my emissaries on earth, that's why they mess with all your stuff.

See, we're not that different, all of us. Thanks for the warm welcome