Here's an existential question: Are You Ugly ?
I know my friend, life can be pretty cruel... But you know being ugly has its advantages! Worry not brother Shrek for today I'm giving you 5 advantages of being ugly!
Can't Get Uglier With Age
exactly! When you're beautiful you're always worried about growing up old, having wrinkles, and falling teeth etc.. but when you're already ugly you're just there chilling like meh f** it*
Got More Time to Do Stuff
Being ugly you won't waste time nor money on dating or buying your girlfriend expensive stuff, so you'll find yourself reading books and making apps, making shit load of money to get you a hottie when you grown up!
Lots Of Ugly Friends
Actually being ugly you'll find yourself surrounded by a lot of ugly people like you, friends & family that you'll have so much in common with, like being ugly. So you don't have to worry about dying alone!
Being Useful In Some Situations
being ugly can help you in numerous situations like scaring crows away from your farm, or making people laugh, they just look at you and laugh, we bring joy to people we should be happy!
Someone Somewhere loves you
And No matter how ugly you are someone in the world actually loves you for your ugliness and wants to make you happy.
This is me sharing my list as an ugly person myself, we shall survive my friends!
(Don't take this too seriously, it's pure comedy, love you all)
I nominate 
@benanis and 
@lordbutterfly
Thank you for reading, you beautiful creatures 馃尯