Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi, they appear suddenly.
Recipe for Iced coffee:
1 Have kids
2 Make coffee
3 Forget you made coffee
4 Drink it cold.First kid eats dirt, parent call doctor.
Second child eats dirt. Parent cleans out mouth.
Third child eat dirt. Parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch.
- The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.