My Actifit Report Card: June 27 2019 — Here’s To Dying Of Heat Stroke 🍻
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well that was certainly a scorcher of a day. i am pretty sure the earth is closer to the sun than it was yesterday. next thing you know we’re all going to be dead and thinking to ourselves, oh, so that’s what it’s like to get charbroiled to death by the sun. i’m sure it will be a disappointing experience.
i was unable to post my activity yesterday because i was in the middle of Nowhere, SD, and could not locate any proper celluar services. i would complain about this but i’m too heat exhausted to do anything except sit here and sweat. i’m supposed to run a race tomorrow in this godforsaken hellfire weather. it will be chaos, i’m sure, which of course i will regard as extremely good fortune. here’s to dying of heat stroke 🍻