How I imagine she will react when I finally find the one woman in the world who digs guys who live in their mom’s basement and play Call of Duty all day long.

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While we are waiting for her to come along, why don't you check out these funny posts?

https://steemit.com/punchline/@steemmatt/welcome-chuck-norris-to-steemit-some-quick-facts (Brilliant!)

https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/test-successful

https://steemit.com/funny/@americancarnage/cowabunga-how-the-los-angeles-philharmonic-orchestra-proves-the-new-ben-and-jerry-s-sriracha-ice-cream-is-pure-awesomeness

https://steemit.com/funny/@redlipstick/tell-me-more

https://steemit.com/punchline/@hanzappedfirst/unpack-your-adjectives

https://steemit.com/funny/@theregularguy/new-addition-makes-soccer-watchable-jim-shorts-reports

https://steemit.com/punchline/@acolucky/when-searching-for-the-right-lady

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@notb4mycoffee/why-did-i-choose-this-name

https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/are-you-drunk

https://steemit.com/life/@nonameslefttouse/will-this-trend-will-they-even-vote-for-this-those-are-the-two-questions-i-decided-to-write-in-this-box-today

https://steemit.com/punchline/@thedailylaugh/the-lack-of-money-is-the-root-of-all-evil

https://steemit.com/dmania/@bluetower/when-you-gave-up-on-steemit-in-2016-and-log-back-in-again-2019-zg1hbmlh-8vxqa

https://steemit.com/punchline/@luke-skywalker/darth-vader-is-bad-at-sports-winter-olympics-fails