Hey. Got any toona?
Did I hear toona?
Man, some toona would be sweet right now.
Toonaaaaaaaa!
Word is there might be toona somewhere in this area.
Oh, I'm sorry. Were you trying to do something unrelated to toona?
That would a mistake.
(Not my cat)
So. About that toona.
Is it over there?
WAKE UP AND GIVE ME TOONA
You should do as the man says.
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WASTING AWAY
Such a cold, cruel world...
(Not my cat)
I am losing my mind without toona
I am so hungry I will eat this chair
So tragic...
LAMENT! LAMENT AND SORROW!
I can't go on without toona!
I'm getting hangry now.
You won't like him when he's hangry.
So, about that toona...
Please?
Pretty please?
(Not my cat)
Okay, you guys. This toona:
...or this one?
THERE ARE OPTIONS??!
Two toonas?
PRAISE BAST THERE ARE TWO TOONAS!!!
The end. 馃樃