Hi Steemians ! I felt on this funny challenge #funnyjokecontest from 
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Two poor guys are walking in a street. Saying "Oh damned... What can we do to earn money..." they stop infront a shop, selling really expensive shoes. They enter the shop to ask the seller why are they so expensive, when he answered them :
"They are from crocodile !"
The two guys look themself, a brillant idea seeming passing in there mind. The next morning, they are flying to Afrika with all the money they remained them, and a shotgun (yes... they have a permission to take it in the plane....).
Any way, first feet on Afrika's ground, they start searching a river. One time found, they take a bark, and begin shoting crocodile : each time they kill one, his body come up to the surface water, the stomach up.
First one : "Oh damned... Look at this.... let's kill an other"
Second one : "Shit... It isn't good either..."
Third, fourth, fiveth.... After a day killing crocodile... They take the plain back, sad and desperates. Arriving in front the shoes shop, they say to the seller :
"We are damned, spent our last money to go Afrika, spent a day killing about 50 crocodiles, and no one of them had shoes..."
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Hope you enjoyed ;^) See you !
@permatek
@permatek