So my friends dared me to get her to take her pants off willingly. I'm always up for a challenge. I invited her home (when my parents were out to a movie, of course) and asked her to sit while I got her a drink. With her back turned, I knocked her out with a pan to her head, like I see in movies. I then hung her from the porch beam by her pants' legs and set the fire alarm off. She came to as I splashed some water on her face and lo and behold, she's offering to take her pants off....willingly, I might add.
Now I just need to come up with a good explanation of how she got up there.