Happy Friday to all, Santa now works as a parking attendant hahaha.
He exchanged his sleigh and reindeer for a secret African slimming muti sold by a syndicate and the syndicate has now taken over all of his Christmas work. Oh, and the muti also made Santa age backwards like Benjamin Mutton Lol.
Now we have a younger and slimmer Santa directing cars into parking spaces and getting tips as a car guard.
Have a look at Santa's new job!
Merlin didn't seem happy about Santa's new employment and he ordered the wind to blow Santa's beard into his face!
You can see that Santa's beard was in disarray!
Oops! It seems that Santa's beard also wanted to resign Lol!
But Santa decided to talk his beard into reconsidering it's decision to resign!
Here you can see how lovingly Santa talks to his beard, begging him not to abscond! Lol.
Finally, just a Papillon here to bring you back to earth hahaha.
Here's a great cop out for parents who's children found out the truth about Santa. Simply show them this and tell them that Santa is now a car guard in South Africa hahaha.
For the adults here that still believe in Santa, sorry, from now on you will have to buy the presents yourselves Lol
We hope that you have enjoyed this lighthearted post and just a note here that Santa hasn't really resigned and he will be around as usual on Christmas eve!
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