Sometimes, you don't need to tell your wife everything...
One day, we plan on putting in an outdoor shower. I've got a pretty good idea in my brain on how to do it and what to make, and I even hope to have @flowerpowerart, the wife of
@jonny-clearwater, make us a beautiful flower shower head. However, until I actually do that entire project, I'll still have to sneak in the house to hose off. Before I left home for work again, I worked as hard as I could in the garden and around the homestead, despite the rain. That said, I was pretty dirty and needed to shower off indoors... just don't tell her how dirty I actually was.