Hi again, as I got a late start on episode 3 of Cinema Caffeine, I've found myself wanting to get the extra visual parts out of the way first, as I really don't like doing them in comparison with the video and voice editing.
I've been bogged down doing a logo design for a dumb piglet that probably won't pay me. I hate logo design, but I wanted to help out someone in need. That was STUPID!
Crazy infographic
In the film I'm covering, there's a vaguely familiar looking alien monster called the Gargon, who is supposed to grow to "millions of times" the size of its 12" larva.
So, I did the math to show how ridiculous that would be. Even at 1m times larger, its size would be Everest look like a grape in comparison... did these B-movie writers even math, bro?
Scottish E.T.
This is more or less an elaborate attempt at making a weak joke fly. But, seeing E.T. as a highlander is pretty entertaining in and of itself. More photoshop than illustration it would seem.A bit of a hack job for me, but whatevs!
Some nice shorts to conclude the post
Again, not super funny in and of themselves, but they're part of a larger joke... which I'm sure isn't funny, but forcing an unfunny joke is ALWAYS funny! :DToday will be filled with the magic of unpaid bills and the wonder of parasitic jerks posing as clients, as I wait on pins and needles for a decision from the guy I interviewed with !
I also had a good meeting with a local videographer, so it's not like I'm just sittin' around poppin' pills and staring at NetFlix.