At the age of 60, Snoop Dogg will be 420 in dog years.
Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies.
New Years Eve (2017) will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.
Referring to your employees as "family" is the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her.
Google should make it so that looking up “Is Santa real?” With safe search on only gives yes answers.
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