Drinking alcohol is just borrowing happiness from tomorrow
When you say 'forward' or 'back', your lips move in those directions
1980 is as far away as 2048
A ton of people is only 12-15 people
Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed
If I punch myself and it hurts, does that make me weak or strong?
If Hilary Clinton won the election in 2016 it would have been the first time two presidents have had sex with each other
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