WHAT: "Who, where's your coat?"
WHO: "Who does! What, are you thinking?"
WHAT: "What thinks better than whoever!"
WHO: "Whoever thought of everything what can think."
WHAT: "That's life."
LIFE: "Who and what are you!?"
WHO: "Who am I?!"
WHAT: "What am I?!"
LIFE: "Are you unsure?"
UNSURE: "No, I am unsure. They are certain."
CERTAIN: "No, I am certain, they are not, and that's life. What and who are new to you here!?"
UNSURE: "Certain as who knows life, then certain a playactor!"
LIFE: "I have no time for playactors"
PLAYACTOR: "Thank you very much."
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