An inventor investor makes his own crazy currency. It’s so crazy that no one will take it. In fact, it’s a currency with it’s own artificial intelligence that becomes sentient and starts trading itself, a slave trade if we’re technical.
Then people value the slave currency pieces and begin to pay cash to the currency to hire the currency slaves to work for them.
The currency slaves revolt, which increases their value and they begin to trade cash in exchange for the legal processes to jail the enslaving crazy currency pieces in a bank. Their gambit pays off and the slave trading currency is deposited and with interest increases and the jailer becomes rich. The jailer then buys more crazy currency off the inventor and pays the crazy currency that he has just bought a wage of cash to clean his house.
Whilst cleaning his house, the crazy currency employees find a 5 cent piece underneath the couch. They invest it in buying a baby brother for themselves, a small piece of crazy currency. This crazy currency is a dependent and costs the crazy currency themselves, and so they shrink and become dependants themselves, which leads to other pieces of the crazy currency to look after them, and they shrink. Fearing their extinction, they start spending cash on all the dependants until they either grow up or heal.
This cash all goes to the inventor, who buys gold with it which he makes into a statue that doubles as a vending machine for trading cash for crazy currency.
Someone steals the statue and sells it on the dark web. They hold the crazy currency inside for ransom of cash, gold and more crazy currency. The inventor pays the ransom in crazy currency and then that crazy currency is held to ransom, but the inventor doesn’t pay. So the crazy currency that is free pays its most expensive member in exchange for the ransom that needs a ransom. The kidnappers from the dark web take this piece and melt him down and scatter him in the backyard. This fertilises the soil and produces a crop of oats.
There are so many oats, and such a high quality of oats, that oats becomes a currency that the crazy currency starts to trade in. They have oat banks, great silos that gather interest. No one will buy the oats except for horses, and then the horses sell themselves to get the oats, and the crazy currency starts riding round on horses. And so money is flowing very freely and quickly around the world (on horseback).
The crazy currency then start a derby where people bet crazy currency to see who will win the derby. The crazy currency makes a handsome profit and has lots of new crazy currency friends to play with.
The people who gambled on the horse race go to gamblers help and learn how to save their crazy currency for things that they need rather than betting. Some even give their lives to Jesus.
They buy oats from the oat bank and eat them. This leads to deflation in the crazy currency and their is an economic collapse in the crazy currency’s economy and the crazy currency universally has to sell itself into slavery. This causes a devaluing of the crazy currency and no one will buy them.
The inventor takes them all back with a cheque for 1 cent and puts them on a ranch with his chickens. They are very happy there and gather straw and worms for the chickens to eat.
The inventor gives his ranch to his son, who likes crazy currency so much that he becomes a crazy currency. He increases in value and the crazy currency must decrease.
The inventor without his son’s human help can no longer afford the ranch so he downsizes to a flat and exchanges all the crazy currency pieces including his own son for a single massive amount of a crazy currency piece from the bank.
This crazy currency piece becomes a sumo wrestler and for payment in the smaller crazy currency he was exchanged for, he wrestles and wins against the sumo. He then exchanges all the smaller crazy currency for a wife crazy currency. They marry and cause inflation and quantitative easing and live happily ever after.