To tell the truth, the image does not have much in common with the story, although I liked it a lot and I wanted to show a bit of the art that this woman creates 😊

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Hello, today I would like to tell you a story based on facts...fictitious, if they were real I would be a millionaire. We're going to think they're real though, so play along for a few paragraphs of innocent text 😊

It turns out that recently strange things have started happening to me and they are related to coffee. For some reason, every time I take a sip of hot coffee, I begin to experience episodes of stress, insecurity or paranoia, if we can call it that.

I think something is changing in the coffee I usually buy, because it didn't happen before and it's not something rational. My mind becomes volatile and I begin to think that my girlfriend is cheating on me, that a new world war will break out or that even things as absurd and unimaginable as this post will not be cured, without a doubt crazy. But the worst is not that.

The worst or the best, depending on where you look at it, is that after that paranoia comes an intense and deceptive calm, I begin to live automatically. I lose track of time easily and by the time I take control of my body again, several weeks have passed.

Yes, I have memories, although they are very vague. I remember that sometimes I can see myself from outside my body, as if I were another person, I have to admit that I like to lose track of time.

That said, it also has adverse side effects, as coffee not only affects my nervous system and subconscious, but also somehow interferes with my hormonal process, causing me to sprout a kind of fur all over my body.

I appreciate it, because I am practically going bald, the problem is that it grows all over my body, including my hands and feet, and it takes at least 3 days for it to start falling off. Then..

Shall we have another drink? 😊

Extra

At least it hasn't gone so badly for me, I know a man whose sip of coffee turned him blue and he and his whole family turned blue and were persecuted by an evil wizard named Gargamel...

..And something similar happened to another, he was in a wheelchair and while drinking coffee he woke up in a strange body, super tall, with a tail and completely blue. They say that he is now the best rider of flying horses..

Did you understand either of these two references? If you did, you are morally obligated to share this publication and if you did not understand them, share it anyway and so a friend can help you 😊