Stumbled across these gems from one of my favourite childhood movies. For some reason, I find them funnier now
"Never judge things by their appearance ... even carpetbags. I'm sure I never do"
-Mary Poppins
"I thought she would be firm with the children. She looked so solemn and cross."
-Mrs Banks
"My dear, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint."
-Mr Banks
"Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts."
-Mr Banks
Source: IMDB