first off, in case you don't know,
f-art poetry is actually a thing, innit?
If you wanna get in on this latest movement (ha ha)
from the UK, make sure to tag your poetry #f-art !!!
This poem is dedicated to a little lady I like to call Racoon @Rhonda ...
"Ass Tea"
Nestea, nasty, give me a cuppa do;
ass tea, crass tea: laxatives make me poo.
Itadori's a diuretic.
I can't afford a medic.
But you, my lass, can wipe my arse
after enema's number two.