Hi everyone, hope you are having a great day... below are just few fictions I compounded as comedy. I hope you read and enjoy!!!
1. A woman asked her husband to eat her pussy, the husband was too happy and eager to do the cool work, 5 minutes after he started, his wife farted and the whole air was polluted, the man can't help himself but to leave the house. Since then, the man have been in romantic sabbatical.
2. A fresh developer graduate went for an interview at a University, he met the VC and was asked the full meaning of VC, he smiled and hurriedly reply "VIDEO CALL". He was asked to leave, that he should be expecting call from the school. It's 3 years now, the man is still expecting call.
3. My mum told me I can't teach her ENGLISH LANGUAGE and I replied that the time will tell. Today, on our way back to house, she asked me to off the TRAFFICATOR after turning, I told her (ma); it's called INDICATOR not TRAFFICATOR. She searched it online and found out that I'm right. She gave me a knock on the head and said happily "that's my boy".
4. A girl promised me heaven and earth after she accepted my proposal, I felt calm and ease all feminine tensions in me. Neither she collect things from me nor ask, but she always close border for my contraband any time I wish you to import new soul in her life. Today, she called me and said "it's over", I asked why she replied "Bro, wake up!, there is no real love where I come from, there is only living sustainability". I'm still waiting for the next edition of Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary to tell me the meaning of "LIVING SUSTAINABILITY"
5. I mistakenly touched a young lady's boobs, she snubbed after apologising to her and I was like wow, with the image of short pleasure I got from the dirty act. I kept doing it intentionally in an untentional ways. Unfortunately, it couldn't last 72 hours before i had self punishment as I touched a young lady's boobs in front of her dad, not knowing her dad is an Army General. I was taken to barracks untortured but asked me to punish myself. This is 5pm and I'm still on frog jump, since 1pm.
6. Only God will forgive the colonial masters for what they did to our ancestors. Well, it's not their fault, it's our ancestors low level of education (illiterate): imagine, the colonial masters would be shouting "apes obey" and with pleasure our forefathers would be replying them "eh"...thinking that it was "eh so be".
7. You will always have the cause to have smile not frawn on your face, I couldn't say amen until a man slapped me from behind for embarrassing his wife in public. I've had a lot of bruises on my face from the man beating before his wife shouted "dear, he wasn't the one"... amen has become my favourite word after that incident. In fact amen is now my MAIDEN NAME.
Thanks for stopping by....i hope you enjoy this edutainment post by your loyal steemian 