Chicken Soup For The Asshole is a book I self-published in 2011...
It contains a collection of my best one-liner quotes...
Sometimes wise, sometimes painfully cheesy... But many readers have had their third eye winking after they've read a few of these ideas...
I like to take a good quote and make something new out of it, sometimes based on a pun, sometimes it's just my dyslexia...
I am very interested in metaphysics and esoteric things... Yet I am also very cynical!
Did I mention that I only sold about 10 copies? It's funny how artists can be really good at having new ideas, but super bad at getting those ideas to generate an income...
Are you overwhelmed yet? I hope not...
Many of the quotes didn't make it into memes... Like when I asked if the ghost of Michael Jackson was black or white... Or the simple resigned phrase, "I suck marrow..."
Here is a link to where folks never seem to go, to buy my book:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-morrison/chicken-soup-for-the-asshole/paperback/product-16612362.html
I haven't collected or published a sequel, although I certainly could... Because part of my creative process involves blanking the slate of all that was yesterday, in order to see what comes up today... I mention this because just by being myself on steemit, I will end up with the same hilarious content... I can't help it, I am a prankster at heart... Prankster WITH heart...
I even like to get environ-mental!
So, you don't have to buy my book... I will say more funny shit, as time goes on... But if you knew an agent or a JJ Abrams-type that I could pitch to? That'd be swell...
